About Timothy Fish

During the month of March in nineteen hundred and seventy-five I greeted the world eagerly. I soon proceeded to eat, sleep and use a bunch of Pampers. This carried on until I exhausted my allotment of Pampers.

Without the extra padding that Pampers afforded, I was much more easily persuaded to attend school. While is school, I began to instruct the teachers in everything I knew. Many of them were unappreciative of this, but by the time I reached high school my teaching ability had greatly improved.

I attended Southeast Missouri State University for the purpose of obtaining a Bachelor of Science in Computer Science/Mathematics. It was a relaxing time because I soon discovered that I did not need to teach these professors as much and I could sit back and allow them to pour their knowledge into me. During this time, I also worked to replace all of the Pampers that I removed from the world during the early part of my life.

Upon completing the respite in college, I moved to Texas so that I could recover all of the tax dollars I paid during the time I was replenishing the Pampers supply. While there, I took the courses required to obtain a Masters in Computer Science from Nova Southeastern University.

I have since written a number of books that I hope many people will find useful or enjoyable.